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Warrant for my arrest | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I have street cred now and sunglasses with a chain. watch yo'self. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 69195 Joseph Birdsong
New Queen Bee - Joseph Birdsong
 
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And evil takes a human form in Joseph Birdsong. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Download this track: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/album/new-queen-bee-single/id578699047 Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/New-Queen-Bee-Explicit/dp/B00A8U56TM/ref=sr_1_7?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1354392858 Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/track/5SiDLlgAjFLD10c36hwwvP If you want to remix this track, you can download the vocal stems for free here: http://soundcloud.com/bitcrunch/sets/newqueenbee_stems/s-YKomj New Queen Bee hoodie: http://shop.panicpop.com/queenbee Music/Production: Sam Antonioli http://soundcloud.com/bitcrunch (Sam is AWESOME. You need to check out his other stuff.) Lyrics/Vocals: Joseph Birdsong http://youtube.com/disneykid1 Hottie in the telephone intro: Adam http://youtube.com/whataboutadam All footage is either filmed by me or else is public domain footage from the Prelinger Archives: http://archive.org/details/prelinger Lyrics: I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee. Gimme your money Oh you like this huh? Stay away from my honey I've been keeping it real from the 501 To the 215, I'll be getting it done and When I'm mad I say no Put my name on the shit and I make the dough Give me a motherfucking beat and I'll keep the flow I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee didn't you know that What I say. I say what? And I be makin' all the rhymes that make you bust a nut Touch me there again and you'll get cut, boy I need a man, not motherfucking toy, boy What I say, I say goes Touch the motherfucking ceiling with the tip of your toes 'Cause all of the other bees are nothin' but clones I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee, you are my drones Feel the beat drone, on the phone I've been keeping it real, making it on my own I've been keepin' it cool, like an ice cream cone Keeping it fresh, making your dad moan Oh no you didn't, kid I be poppin' that ass like a Pringles lid Lickin' them lips and my fingertips The floor so wet I'll be making you trip There you go, watch me fly I'll be passing every constellation in the sky Hooking it up while I'm keepin' it high A threesome now with a Gemini But other lies so don't forget The one right here that makes you sweat That makes you scream and you can bet I'm the New Queen Bee, boy, don't forget it I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee, isn't it funny How all the other bees wanna sip on my honey? You work all day, I get shit done Get a head start, bitch, you better be running Oh shit, I got a reaction Keep it up, bitch, 'cause I am laughing The interaction, my satisfaction Pissing you off, boy, that is my passion Bow down before my throne You do a pretty good job of lookin' shit on your own Call me Julius and this is my Rome I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee, you are my clone But other lies so don't forget The one right here that makes you sweat That makes you scream and you can bet I'm the New Queen Bee, boy, don't forget it
Views: 106699 Joseph Birdsong
lessons learned from dora the explorer | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial oh, also i re-enabled profile comments on my channel page! it's been like a year lol. but theyre fun so theyre back. argh i got 3 horrible screen caps to pick from. ah well, what did i expect.
Views: 235134 Joseph Birdsong
Look Who's Laughing Now - Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial download this track: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/look-whos-laughing-now-single/id525480202 Thanks for supporting the music, y'all! Bandcamp: http://josephbirdsong.bandcamp.com/ The new 'Riding Elephants' t-shirt: http://bit.ly/qqfePm Free stock footage provided by: http://www.stockfootageforfree.com/ All photos and gifs, public domain and copyright-free or used with permission from: http://www.gifanimations.com http://www.nasaimages.org/ NASA/courtesy of nasaimages.org. http://www.public-domain-photos.com http://commons.wikimedia.org
Views: 92076 Joseph Birdsong
Birthday Party Disaster | Joseph Birdsong
 
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If you thought I lost my mind last week, just wait.... Was I ever really sane? I'll be trolling the comments as usual~ xo Also, Brinty got an official twitter: http://twitter.com/itsbrintybitch Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 44668 Joseph Birdsong
Drunk halloween alone | Joseph Birdsong
 
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whiskey + candy + pink wig + furby = this video Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial watch me wednesday on Answerly: http://youtube.com/answerly and watch me mondays on The Stylish: http://youtube.com/thestylishvids
Views: 63215 Joseph Birdsong
A Day in My Life | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Doesn't everyone wear hats in the jacuzzi? Y'all are the weird ones. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 79925 Joseph Birdsong
Drunk Gingerbread House | Joseph Birdsong
 
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aka a Bridget Jones xmas special. hope you guys have a mediocre holiday season. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 58158 Joseph Birdsong
Parents Analyze Slang Words | Joseph Birdsong
 
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My parents, Mama and Papa Birdsong analyze some slang words this week! They are the best. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 65069 Joseph Birdsong
The greatest story ever told | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 45640 Joseph Birdsong
What I'm Into (Louis' ass, too) | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Yesterday was my six-year YouTube anniversary. I've officially been hating you all for six years. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Audio file provided by http://www.audiomicro.com (trumpet sound) Taxidermy image used under Creative Commons. Author is Namazu-tron: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Taxidermy_of_Raccoon_Dog-Morinji,_Tatebayashi,_Gunma.JPG Surfing photo used under premise of fair use for commenting. Wii Fit Plus image also used under premise of fair use for commenting on the product.
Views: 47058 Joseph Birdsong
Telling Brinty She's Adopted | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I still think her father is Ryan Gosling though. Brinty's been blowing up the twitter on her iPhone lately, too: http://twitter.com/itsbrintybitch Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 45823 Joseph Birdsong
THE LARRY STYLINSON SONG - Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial download free here (right click, save as) http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12193219/The%20Larry%20Stylinson%20Song.mp3 and if you wanna check out my other music, here's a playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3999509656B787C3&feature=plcp or on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/joseph-birdsong/id331976070 live show mentioned is over!
Views: 254301 Joseph Birdsong
Barbara Robertson Presents: A Christmas Story | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Barbara Robertson has a drink and tells you her own special version of the greatest story ever told. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ▶ Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games Music: "Deck the Halls B" and "Angels We Have Heard on High" from incompetech.com
Views: 33488 Joseph Birdsong
My Date with Louis Tomlinson | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Sexy fun time with Louis Tomlinson, yeah? Let me know if you want me to show/discuss some more circle lenses! Here's the site I've used: http://www.pinkyparadise.com Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 43183 Joseph Birdsong
Eating a F***ing Sandwich | Joseph Birdsong
 
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whiskey happened again. I'm running out of reasons to drink in videos, though. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 66074 Joseph Birdsong
Fergalicious | Joseph Birdsong
 
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But I ain't promiscuous. Although it wouldn't matter if I was because we should all be free to do whatever we want with our bodies. xo Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Music: Five Card Shuffle - Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All images are public domain or else used under premise of fair use for commenting. Thx u cosso for having the text conversation with me. xo. Also, my lenses are from http://pinkyparadise.com
Views: 46980 Joseph Birdsong
Born This Way? | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial sexy brian and his sexy channel: http://www.youtube.com/bribryontour
Views: 56145 Joseph Birdsong
The Worst Haul Video Ever | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Dead beetles, cat totes, pocket eyelash curlers, and lots of other cute things. I have a problem. (@´_`@) Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Instagram: josephbirdsong ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ▶ Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games Music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 29630 Joseph Birdsong
My Tattoos | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial I didn't realize the Super Bowl was today. no one will see this video. they wouldn't anyway.
Views: 85839 Joseph Birdsong
How to Murder (A Conversation) | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Use these tips to get out of awkward conversations during the holidays, or year-round. Hope y'all have a fabulous holiday! Except I think Hanukkah is already over actually. So, you know, just have a good day. With thanks to Audible for sponsoring this vid: http://audible.com/birdsong (book details below) Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ▶ Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games I recommend I Was Told There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley. http://audible.com/birdsong For more information about my decision to open small sections of my videos to sponsorship, you can read this blog entry: http://www.josephbirdsong.co/2013/08/a-decision.html Music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 26772 Joseph Birdsong
Joe Goes To Japan(town) | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I ventured into Japantown here in San Francisco and pretty much exploded at all the kawaii things. ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆ Here's my blog entry about Japantown (with photos): http://www.josephbirdsong.co/2014/05/a-day-in-japantown.html And the podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-show-with-sam-joe/id869022718 Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 22462 Joseph Birdsong
Worst TV Show Titles | Joseph Birdsong
 
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chizzy check out the new gaming channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 56946 Joseph Birdsong
Quick Tips for Southern Living | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Hope y'all are having a blessed day. Don't forget to count your blessings. And bless you for watching this video. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 18542 Joseph Birdsong
What's in Yo Bag? | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 48762 Joseph Birdsong
How I Met Henry | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Are you guys still getting the shiny pokemon at gamestop?! I got my shiny entei this week! I can't wait for black/white. http://youtube.com/disneykid1
Views: 40440 Joseph Birdsong
My wedding plans | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial uploading from arizona! will be in california later! xo here's the blog entry about marriage: http://cupofjoeshow.blogspot.com/2012/06/marriage-plan-again-joes-life.html
Views: 51446 Joseph Birdsong
If I die young... | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I forgot to rate them, but I give it a ten out of TIN. Get it? The jokes just keep coming. Look out for our wedding invitations in the mail soon. We're registered at Williams-Sonoma and Walmart. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 14562 Joseph Birdsong
Draw My Life (My Life as a Jellyfish) | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I can't believe y'all never noticed I was a jellyfish???? You can decide which parts are true. (PS There are NO HIDDEN METAPHORS in this video. Y'all are searching for stuff that doesn't exist. Idk why some of you suddenly decided to start taking me seriously in THIS video. I literally make videos with a Furby. Come on. xo) http://www.josephbirdsong.co/2013/05/im-not-jellyfish.html Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongoff... Music: Five Card Shuffle - Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Views: 48223 Joseph Birdsong
Draco Malfoy Love Song - Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial download "Dear Draco" here: http://josephbirdsong.bandcamp.com/ Thanks so much for continuing to support the music! xo The new 'Riding Elephants' t-shirt: http://bit.ly/qqfePm and, the Young & Free t-shirts are still on sale! http://bit.ly/jFwnXf Photo at 2:17 - NASA/courtesy of nasaimages.org.
Views: 162736 Joseph Birdsong
Puberty 101 | Joseph Birdsong
 
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everything i say is completely true. Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 82876 Joseph Birdsong
Sims 4 CLONE DRAMA | Joseph Birdsong
 
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PLOT TWIST. You guys can check out the full Sims 4 playlist on my gaming channel here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4wWQJxP3U-WhynVaLDTlj1UelBCqYxOx ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 9939 Joseph Birdsong
not with a BANG, but with a FIZZLE
 
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the jaunty background music is because I'm awkward and nervous and trying to lighten the mood. if you'd like to continue your journey with me: http://www.youtube.com/dk1games http://www.theshowsamandjoe.com http://www.twitter.com/josephbirdsong http://www.instagram.com/josephbirdsong http://www.twitch.tv/dk1games oh and my dog's instagram if you just wanna follow him: http://www.instagram.com/piggiepup Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 18303 Joseph Birdsong
How To Make Music | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial had some color-correcting issues with this video, hm. nothing new. and you can find my music at: http://dftba.com/#!/artist/16/Joseph-Birdsong and on iTunes, Joseph Birdsong music: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/joseph-birdsong/id331976070
Views: 34440 Joseph Birdsong
I am GALADRIEL (Lord of the Rings Costume) | Joseph Birdsong
 
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ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR. Halloween is the only day out of the year I can show my true ugliness and nobody can judge me. So let me have this. My circle lenses are from Pinky Paradise: http://www.pinkyparadise.com Blue ones: Vassen Bambi Queen Blue Green ones: Geo Princess Mimi Apple Green and the Brown ones you usually see me wearing: Hana SPC Barbie Circle Brown HAPPY HALLOWEEN! STAY SAFE OUT THERE! ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
Views: 15005 Joseph Birdsong
Who's that Pokemon?! | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial
Views: 28428 Joseph Birdsong
Digital Dream - Joseph Birdsong
 
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It was time for a new rap vid. Because in case you forgot, I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee. Download Digital Dream: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/digital-dream-single/id666908229 Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DO4JINE/ref=dm_sp_alb/184-7578206-1699533 Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/album/2zzPbq11zWdIvWuHQCjg3M Music/Production: Sam Antonioli http://soundcloud.com/bitcrunch Lyrics/Vocals: Joseph Birdsong With an Emmy Award-winning performance by Hayley: http://youtube.com/hayleyghoover Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ▶ Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games Special love for my Trolls: Tyler, Cassie, Sam, Greg, Kfish, Becca, Mimi Scary music in the beginning: "The House of Leaves" from http://www.incompetech.com Lyrics: Been an Internet Queen since 17 Now I'm making that bank and I'm rolling in green I'll be poppin' up soon on a laptop screen Near you, my god, I'm the Digital Dream Don't you know who you're messing with, eh? Don't think I'm a stupid bitch, no Hey now, check your privilege I'll fuck you up with intelligence 'Cause I got my shit done, went to college All you bitches best acknowledge Seen it all, been around the block and I talk the talk and I walk the walk So check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself I don't need no man to protect myself 'Cause I'm down on the floor covered in ice cream What can I say? I'm the Digital Dream It's, like, 10 am and I'm a little bit drunk Does anybody have any, like, spaghetti-o's? That sounds really good. I never claimed I was the best Don't beg for views, don't beg for hits If you haven't noticed, I'm barely rappin' After this, you can bet I'll be nappin' My rhymes are shit, but my beats are whack Got my main man, Sam, and he's spinnin' my tracks While I surf the 'net getting ready to attack All the crap I see going on behind my back I see your tweets I see your hashin' Skeezin' up on my ex, yackity yacking And I guess that's fine if you want my trash I'm over that shit, already past it Risen above, takin' off the gloves Two of a kind, I'm sure you're in love Maybe you can teach him how to S a D Because he never got me off, I'm positively Quite sure that you can bet I'm staying young and free Look who's laughing now bitch, obviously It's me with the gold blowing up your TV And in case you forgot, I'm the motherfucking Queen Bee Got a little thing called dignity That's rare these days on the 'net, you see Sittin' on my throne, you've got 15 What can I say? I'm the Digital Dream if you've made it this far and don't understand: http://www.josephbirdsong.co/2013/09/obligatory-nobody-understands-my-art.html
Views: 35009 Joseph Birdsong
Antiques Roadshow Cruelty | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ....and then I grew up to be that old lady.
Views: 36208 Joseph Birdsong
Middle Name Twins! | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial I just wanted her to let me buy my doritos and boone's farm so I could go home and cry myself to sleep. hope you guys are well! xo. All the District Lines t-shirts are on sale! http://bit.ly/jFwnXf And there's the PanicPop t-shirt as well! http://bit.ly/jdNu4E Info about the new DK1 rap: http://bit.ly/jfarPB My music: Joseph Birdsong - http://bit.ly/mu0NqP DK1 - http://bit.ly/izCu9J John: http://www.youtube.com/dudeneedaeaseonup Also a quick mention, Casey is creating couple of amazing tops for me to wear in the rap video, so stay tuned for those! http://on.fb.me/iLG7SL
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Ode to Lara Croft | Joseph Birdsong
 
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This might explain why I exclusively wear booty shorts on the weekends. If you've been curious about my changes in style lately, here's a blog entry I've written about it :) http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com/post/44733771078/joe-blogs-change-and-justification Watch me HERE on Fridays! :D Watch me on Answerly on Wednesdays: http://youtube.com/answerly Watch me on TheStylish on Mondays: http://youtube.com/thestylishvids Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Music: Five Card Shuffle - Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All drawings are my own. All other images are public domain or else used under premise of fair use for commenting.
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The future of my videos | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Well, my month of doing daily videos is over. Here's the game plan now and some other thoughts. Let me know what y'all have liked this past month! xo ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
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i'll be your sea. | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, memories good and bad will bring tears, and words can never replace feelings. the beautiful nikki and her music: http://myspace.com/nikkimalvar http://youtube.com/babyporridge people i will never forget: my 5awesomegays: http://youtube.com/nanooboy http://youtube.com/greyk2 http://youtube.com/stevieproductions http://youtube.com/tyleroakley (you, too, adam! and mike!) http://youtube.com/sailme90 http://youtube.com/talltom14 http://youtube.com/mallow610 june2008.
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5 Things I Wish I'd Known About San Francisco | Joseph Birdsong
 
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I really should've brought more sensible shoes, but it's a small price to pay for having your legs look like stilts. (╯°□°)╯ With thanks to Audible for sponsoring this vid: http://audible.com/birdsong (book details below) Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com I recommend Self-Inflicted Wounds by Aisha Tyler this month! http://audible.com/birdsong For more information about my decision to open small sections of my videos to sponsorship, you can read this blog entry: http://www.josephbirdsong.co/2013/08/a-decision.html
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How To Train Your Boyfriend | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Maybe someday I'll upload the ten minutes of outtakes of me posing awkwardly. #NotAModel ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com Sparkle footage and flashing lights from FootageIsland: https://www.youtube.com/user/footageisland
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Joe & Brinty Preview FASHION WEEK | Joseph Birdsong
 
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In which Brinty and I tell you all about the hottest fashion trends for the upcoming season. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com Photo creds: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:NMA.0038690,_Fashion_Photo_by_Erik_Holm%C3%A9n_1945.jpg Attribution: Erik Holmén, Nordiska museet https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Danny_DeVito_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg Attribution: Gage Skidmore
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Re: My Manpurse | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial Note to self: fingernail clippers are never cool. and apparently I'm creepy much? Adi, I was gonna show you my shirt but I forgot. Hopefully you can see it? =/
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How To Traumatize A Child | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Me and Brinty are going on a trip! I think she'll especially enjoy the DVD I got her. Who doesn't love clowns? Download Telecast for free here: http://tlc.st/get_ios Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial ▶ Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/dk1games
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How To Talk to Your Ex | Joseph Birdsong
 
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In which I tell you my 3-step plan for talking to your ex, and also making sure they never want to talk to you again. SUBMIT QUESTIONS HERE: http://bit.ly/misinformedmondays ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com Groovy video game sounds courtesy of: AdamWeeden: http://www.freesound.org/people/AdamWeeden/sounds/157218/ D W: http://www.freesound.org/people/D%20W/sounds/143607/
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The Zac Efron Song - Joseph Birdsong
 
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Be sure to subscribe for more chances for me to ruin your homepage for free. ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Tumblr: http://josephbirdsong.tumblr.com ▶ Site/Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Facebook: http://facebook.com/josephbirdsongofficial download this song here: http://josephbirdsong.bandcamp.com/ Thanks so much for continuing to support the music! xo All the District Lines t-shirts are still on sale! http://bit.ly/jFwnXf And there's the PanicPop t-shirt as well! http://bit.ly/jdNu4E
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The Most Depressing Apartment Tour EVER | Joseph Birdsong
 
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Check out my crib! *MTV theme music plays* ▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/josephbirdsong ▶ Blog: http://www.josephbirdsong.co ▶ Podcast: http://theshowsamandjoe.com ▶ Gaming: http://youtube.com/dk1games Background music: Five Card Shuffle - Incompetech http://incompetech.com
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