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61 Funny Line About Women | Funny Quotes On Women
 
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Funny Sayings for Women
 
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Vintage pictures with funny, sarcastic sayings for women. Song has been audioswapped, woopie-doo-dah.
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Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
 
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Funny Women Quotes and Sayings. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. I like my whisky old and my women young. Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. Most women are not as young as they are painted. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman. From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away. I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often. No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing. I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man ? Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'. The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water. Women are an alien race set down among us. Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult. When women go wrong, men go right after them. If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands. One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
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Are you SINGLE? Funny Quotes
 
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Being single; it has its perks and pits. Being able to do whatever you want is a plus, but wanting snuggles and having no one to snuggle with can suck. But however you feel about your singlehood, here are some of memes that every single girl will understand. They'll make you laugh, cry and maybe feel a little sorry for yourself. Either way, you will RELATE. HAVE FUN !Are you SINGLE? Funny Quotes
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25 Random Funny Quotes To Make Your Day
 
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http://entertainmenttrend.net - We all love a little humor don’t we? Here’s 25 random quotes that will make your day a little bit better. 25 Funny Quotes You’ll Love: 1. “Behind every great man is woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey 2. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg 3. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess 4. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin 5. “Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?” – Anonymous 6. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams 7. “I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sandburg 8. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams 9. “The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.” – Anonymous 10. “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger 11. “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones 12. “If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.” – Wilson Mizner 13. “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers 14. “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” – W.C. Fields 15. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hacket 16. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Anonymous 17. “If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.” – O. Henry 18. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock 19. “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” – Anonymous 20. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan 21. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield 22. “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.” – Steven Wright 23. “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” – Anonymous 24. “If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.” – Henny Youngman 25. “Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson ------------------------------------------ funny quotes, funny, jim carrey, robin williams, chris rock, ronald reagan, rodney dangerfield, steven wright, henny youngman, sam levenson, buddy hacket, o henry, wc fields, joan rivers, wilson mizner, arnold schwarzenegger, douglas adams, carl sandburg, steve martin, mitch hedberg, best quotes,
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Funny And Humorous Quotes
 
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Funny And Humorous Quotes
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40 Funny Robert Mugabe quotes on Nigeria,love and Donald Trump!
 
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Robert Mugabe quotes are the funniest thing on the internet.These memes mostly about love,Nigeria and recently president Trump, make you laugh so much till your sides ache! I have no idea how these jokes started but they have become so popular and now Zimbabwe's Mugabe along with Pete Edochie proverbs are the funniest thing around.Watch this and i dare you not to laugh out loud!
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Funny Quotes - Very Funny Short Quotes!! | Quotes Of The Day
 
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Very Funny Quotes #1
 
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Funny and Inspirational Quotes for Women on Twitter
 
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Inspirational and Funny Quotes for Women on Twitter. Follow @QuotesForWomen
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Very Funny Short Quotes!!
 
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Funny Quotes About Love - Quote World
 
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Funny Quotes About Love - Quote World 15 Funny Love Quotes From Comedians Who Totally Get You. Funny love quotes are compiled in the Video to make some fun with the romance. The true lover always want to see smile in her face. The best way to make her / her laugh to share some love quotes and create some humor in lovely environment. Laughter brings round health and happiness especially when fun is mixed up with love – such is our category full of funny love quotes. Life could offer us all kinds of bitter sweet moments, however, if we approach them with a smiling face and a light heart, then, it won’t be hard at all; actually quite on the contrary – love and laughter would be our true companions then. Thanks for watching Funny love quotes for her and for him. Find more Quotes related to love, romance, and fun to inspire your partner. For all these you need to Subscribe our channel on YouTube. quotes quote funny quotes funny quotes about love quotation citation 15 Funny Love Quotes Check out other videos of Quotes World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2CCyPMFnQE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLoOCkRT6s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWKnhoxVNrY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ0JYxLz3mo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojo3cm723Rc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ0JYxLz3mo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nardbiT7rDk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqP2PI1L9hk Follow Us Blog: http://latesttrendvideos.blogspot.in Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Quotes-54385... Twitter: https://twitter.com/letechworld1
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Great funny quotes. Famous funny quotes. Quotes about funny things. Famous people quotes. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller quote about housework A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford quote about woman's mind My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres quote about grandmothers A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner quote about successful man Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan quote about Recession I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields quote about cooking The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. Natalie Wood quote about changing a man Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams quote about temptation Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx quote about seeing I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield quote about wifes There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock quote about compliments There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger quote about crisis They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood quote about marriage I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell quote about beliefs I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields quote about water
Funny Quotes on Womens day
 
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Funny Quotes And Sayings
 
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11 Funny Fashion Quotes Every Woman Will Understand ...
 
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If you need a laugh, Pop Sugar can help you out. They've created a few funny quotes about all of the things us ladies have to deal with, just in terms of fashion. Here they are: http://funny.allwomenstalk.com/funny-fashion-quotes-every-woman-will-understand Check also: 7 Quotes That'll Motivate You to Become a Better Woman ... http://inspiration.allwomenstalk.com/quotes-thatll-motivate-you-to-become-a-better-woman Every Woman Will Understand These 17 Delicious Acts ... http://funny.allwomenstalk.com/every-woman-will-understand-these-delicious-acts Inspiring Quotes from Fashion Models ... http://fashion.allwomenstalk.com/inspiring-quotes-from-fashion-models 10 Staple Fashion Tips Every Woman Must Know ... http://fashion.allwomenstalk.com/staple-fashion-tips-every-woman-must-know funny snapchat ideas http://funny.allwomenstalk.com/fun-ideas-for-snapchat-photos-when-youre-bored
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Top 20 Quotes About Marriage - Positive & Funny Marriage Quotes
 
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Top 20 Quotes About Marriage - Positive & Funny Marriage Quotes
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Funny Acquaintance Quotes And Sayings
 
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Funny Acquaintance Quotes And Sayings, Acquaintance Quotes About: Vice Absence Men And Women Friendship Action Admiration Writing Advertising Cats Criticism Loyalty Misery Moderation New Year Opportunity Truth Relationships Quotations True Friend Relatives Broken Friendship Facebook Status Sad Friendship Family Problem Family Love Famous New Friendship Funny Friends Self Growth New Years Eve Great Friendship Best Friend Being Single Relationship Advice
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Funny Quotes About Women | Difference Between Men and Women Jokes
 
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Al Bundy's Best Insults
 
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There was only one man who could insult people like only Al Bundy could! "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."
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Cooking Quotes For Girls & Woman
 
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Cooking Quotes For Girls & Woman. Hey Guys, Thank you For Watching Our Awesome Video Today. If you felt that you got some Inspiration Now, Then please Share Our Videos with your friends, Like, Comment & Subscribe To Our Quote World Channel. Follow QuoteWorld On Social Media - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Blog:- http://latesttrendvideos.blogspot.in Facebook:- https://www.facebook.com/QuoteWorldHub Google Plus: -https://plus.google.com/u/0/100170613045011216964 Twitter:- https://www.twitter.com/QuoteWorldHub Please feel free to share your favorite inspirational,Love,Funny,Best quotes In The Comment Section Below. Have A Nice Day.
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Funny Sayings Encouraging Quotes For Women Tagalog Sayings Good Night Quotes For Friends
 
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Funny Sayings Encouraging Quotes For Women Tagalog Sayings Good Night Quotes For Friends
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Funny famous quotes - top 10 best funniest, worth laughing quotes and sayings
 
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Top 10 best funny famous quotes of famous people. 1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. 2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Subscribe our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqDcEyjJMhreSZZQDu-Qxrw Some more videos: Life Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9J6hwxHtc Love Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rk_tn_t11g Find us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestquotes45 funny quotes | funny famous quotes | funny quotes and sayings | famous funny quotes | funny inspirational quotes | funny motivational quotes | top 10 funny jokes
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Honest Stuff No One Ever Tells You (Funny Life Quotes)
 
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Honest Stuff No One Ever Tells You (Funny Life Quotes) Remember when we were kids and we couldn't wait to grow up and show the world what we were capable of? Seriously, what were we thinking, wanting to grow up? Turning into an adult suddenly doesn't seem all that great now, does it? Read these things that no one ever tells anyone. Did you enjoy watching this video? Don't forget to Like and Subscribe for more! *************************************************** Go to our Main Page- https:// youtube.com/AlphaFun Watch Tests & Quizzes video- https:// youtube.com/AlphaTests *************************************************** Want to see more? Watch our previous funny and hilarious videos… ▶Only NARUTO Fans Will Find It Funny https://youtu.be/8B5Kn6QWL8A ▶Comics That introverts Will Understand https://youtu.be/iP3MMZnJdUA ▶Funniest Amazon Reviews Ever! https://youtu.be/QWIId7uf6fw ▶Satan Have A Funny Twitter Account https://youtu.be/ZFt8kk_DevA ▶Only Game Of Thrones Fans Will Find It Funny https://youtu.be/K-hvsN7VoNo ▶People Share Their Dumbest Stories On Twitter https://youtu.be/Sd0HZEL3j4U ▶ Funny Wives Troll Their Husbands https://youtu.be/Zgw4Fdf1RuM ▶ This Woman Tried To Roast Elon Musk https://youtu.be/7H60Q4VdIW8 ▶Things You Never Realized Everyone Else Does Too https://youtu.be/hNFkFcYVGFQ ▶ Hilarious Charts Every Foodie Can Relate To... https://youtu.be/au-NxOGcwkM ▶If Motivational Quotes Were Honest https://youtu.be/mbwRb4ldzV8 ▶ 51 Hilariously Bad Wedding Photos FAILs https://youtu.be/KLM2yy4rvgw ▶ Dirty Adult Jokes In Popular Kids Shows https://youtu.be/EmRGEmWNsW0 ▶ Only MARVEL Fans Will Find It Funny https://youtu.be/nrG3-nB0fYQ ▶ Funny Dog Thoughts - Only Dog Lovers Can Understand https://youtu.be/DCEsReQkncM ▶ Hilarious Pics Of Kids At Weddings https://youtu.be/FaWFfPslyWE ▶ This Girl Need A Reality Check (Extreme Feminism Fail!) https://youtu.be/fULGdwrddhE ▶ Funniest Texts From Ex https://youtu.be/mWRnzsg9ORU ▶ Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery https://youtu.be/M_tzvB95HUw ▶Funny And Clever Illustrations https://youtu.be/S2InqIrBzbU ▶Funny And Embarrassing Airport Pickup Signs https://youtu.be/4Ls1F__GMmQ ▶Bitter Truths By Truth Potato https://youtu.be/IfzRXP0X1PA ▶This Guy Bring Everyday Objects To Life With A Smartphone https://youtu.be/uVKrtoMLVnc ▶Ridiculous Cartoon Logic that Makes No Sense https://youtu.be/FSHH1MT1b0c ▶ Funniest Signs Ever You Will Die Of Laughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkKU1jAqyp8 *************************************************** Keyword Tags: funny photos, funny pictures, hilarious photos, hilarious pictures, new, viral 2018, funny, weird photos, photos, pictures, bored panda. bored panda, scoop CREDIT: Tracks Of My Fears - John Deley and the 41 Players _ YouTube Audio Library
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Dirty Harry on feminism and women's quotas
 
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Funny Quotes: Marriage & Relationship
 
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Humorous and witty quotes about marriage and relationship.
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Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
 
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IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Funny Men Quotes and Sayings. Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' -- they leave skid marks. There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That's why I never take baths. A man in the house is worth two in the street. A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Man has will, but woman has her way. If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Women don't make fools of men most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types. Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire -- they're exactly alike. All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people. There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "And they are both disappointed." Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018 | Alonzo Lerone
 
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Bridesmaids Best Scenes
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Funny T-shirts Short Funny Quotes T-Shirts for girls
 
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Funny T-shirts Short Funny Quotes T-Shirts for girls
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35+ Most Funny Quotes About Life & Lessons - Deep Fun Quotations You Will Enjoy!
 
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2018 most funny Robert Mugabe quotes on relationship and lifestyle
 
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20 funny Robert Mugabe quotes on relationship and lifestyle Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has become famous - especially in Ghana through funny quotes which have been attributed to him. The president is one person who is known for saying whatever is on his mind so though most of the quotes are not really said by him, people use his name for the fun of it. Here are 20 funny quotes of Mugabe, which can be related to relationship and lifestyle. 1. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real 2. It's every man's dream to remove a lady's pants one day but not when its on a drying line 3. If u are ugly, u are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty coz men don't walk with X - Rays to see inner beauty 4.Dear ladies if your boyfriends didn't wish u a happy mother's day, you should stop breastfeeding them 5. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father 6. Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend 7. Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most 8. Some girls of today can't jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade 9. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed 10. Dating a slim / slender guy is cool, the only problem is when u are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face 11. All I hear is "NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE". If that was God's plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day 12. Its hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor , either a Brazilian innocent women gets mad or a factory in China catches fire 13. Respect pregnant women coz its not easy walking around with the evidence that u have had sex 14. It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it, than a woman to deny him a hole she didn't drill 15. We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone. 16. Virginity is the best gift any man would like to receive from his newly wedded wife but these days there is nothing as such coz it will have already been given as Birthday gift, Employment seeking token and Examination High score token 17. If u are a husband and finds your self being interested in a school girl, buy your wife a school uniform 18. Ladies never trust or love a guy who texts you "I MISS U" only when its raining coz u are not an umbrella 19. Keep every part of your towel clean coz the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow 20. If you have attended 200 weddings and u are still single u are not different from a canopy. This story was done by Ghanafuo contributor, Godfred Boahene
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Happy International Men's Day 2016: Funny Quotes About Men
 
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Happy International Men's Day 2016: Funny Quotes About Men (Saturday 19 November 2016) http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgcYHE-Wsu-E6LPKatZ17BQ?sub_confirmation=1
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Funny Quotes to Cheer You Up
 
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Funny Quotes: funny and cute quotes to make your mood better: If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Never have more children than you have car windows. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Funny Quotes And Sayimgs
 
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A collection of funny quotes and sayings i found off the internet, it also includes pics.
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Funny Work - Boss Quotes And Sayings
 
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Funny Work - Boss Quotes And Sayings Boss Quotes About: School Being Awesome Kids Doing Your Best Bosses Work Ethic Boss Quotes About: School Being Awesome Kids Doing Your Best Bosses Work Ethic Employees Work Goals Service Power Laughter Jokes Funny Facebook Status Humor Success Entrepreneurs Work Ethic Motivation Business Job Classy Women Independent Women Real Woman Strong Women Knowledge Jobs Wisdom Education Entrepreneurs Work Laziness Happy Friday Funny Friday Funny Facebook Status End Of The World Movies Leadership Funny Driving Police Funny Saying
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Inspirational Quotes by Women
 
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Inspirational Quotes by Women
Jessica's Female Friend Rules - Fresh Off The Boat
 
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Rules to hanging out with a female friend, as told by Jessica Huang. Watch a scene from Fresh Off The Boat - Season 2, Episode 15: "Keep Them Separated." Subscribe: http://goo.gl/mo7HqT
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Funny Quotes ^-^
 
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Funny quotes from Reader's Digest. Music: Misery Business by Paramore. Lol, I know.... so ironic :]
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