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Cosmic Connection (3 years ago)
No mo hair hats
Karl Withakay (4 years ago)
If you want romance when a guy talks game with you, Many (not all of them but many) black men don't know how to be a gentleman.  They'll come up to a lady and say, "you wanna let me hit dat?"  And expect her to have a favorable response.  If you want a guy to take your breath away, with romance, consider dating a white guy.  I'm just sayin'. 
2008topshelf (4 years ago)
You know, I'd be much more comfortable with Deena on Saturday Night Live than that chick they got with the damn slavery lapse in judegement.  Deena's crazy enough to fit in with their crazy and I've not seen anything from her yet that is too racially self deprecating - only self-deprecating which is the ingredient that makes stars on SNL.  Add on top of the looks and good writing maybe it could work.  She might have to track down Lorne Michaels in a club one day and totally tongue him down though as its hard out there for a comedianne.
abobjenkins (5 years ago)
Will the real Deena please stand up? (I'm assuming that's your real name.)
latinkiss (5 years ago)
I can't FAP to this shit
Lady Devastating (5 years ago)
rt= Real Talk! Tellem girl!
7SKYBALLER (6 years ago)
Good point Djakarta...
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
Share & share alike!
Truth_Seeker_89 (6 years ago)
Bitch you are crazy, lol, but I love it. I am so weak!!!!
Alisha Farrer (6 years ago)
2:03! LOL
cortezforever (6 years ago)
In every lie there can be truth, I can imagine you on the big screen and I have a feeling it will happen somehow someway, but do the videos again so no one can use them against you in the future ASAP, Peace.
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
You may have a point but Imma keep doing me, cool?
nowman48 (6 years ago)
@OscarWinnerDjakarta imma send you a picture of me and i want to know weather you think im handsome. whats your email?
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
Just last week!
nowman48 (6 years ago)
you have some pretty feet.. ever had your toes sucked and feet licked lol?
Drebln893 (6 years ago)
Just getting my point across in a general sense. I don't like this presure to be "social" or to be percieved as social, which tends to be the case for many. I'm a social reject and proud :) The irony is, I'm actually good looking. I just love the reaction I get from people when I don't conform to their normal social routines, It's hilarious. My favourite is promising to show up to parties and then not doing so. Rarely answering/talking on mobile phones is a golden rule, people abuse access.
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
But what does that have to do with text messaging?
Drebln893 (6 years ago)
loool...This is what I don't get about the social "in" crowd....If it was so much fun and you were having that much of a blast surrounded by all these great and fabulous people that all love you *cough! cough!*, why would you care what the "socially inept" are doing. I have one close friend, I'm good. I don't make friends or mingle with random people just for the sake of it.
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
OMG!!! So you're a frenemy. oooh this gonna be fun trying to figure out who you are, wait a minute…I almost forgot, I don't care...
keith johnson (6 years ago)
LOVE U DIVA!
Deena Jacobs RANTS (6 years ago)
Is that what you did? How did it go???
Tyler Collins (7 years ago)
you are soo true , im 19 and im old fashion
AMRSBZ (7 years ago)
Deena is not just one Angry Black Woman, She is many.
Deena Jacobs RANTS (7 years ago)
Thank you please share. P2 coming later today!
SHEM HIM (7 years ago)
DEENA YOU YO VIDEOS FUNNY AS HELL GIRL...LMAO
Mllascelles1 (7 years ago)
Classic...so true
Nyoehead (7 years ago)
say it Deena
Deena Jacobs RANTS (7 years ago)
Oh he's in the next one. P2 coming next Tuesday! SUBSCRIBE
Deena Jacobs RANTS (7 years ago)
Did you see the sex robot vid I sent to you? Thoughts?
SightseerLounge (7 years ago)
@7Eightyone Preach!
SightseerLounge (7 years ago)
@1:53! Your foot! No words! That is all! Good day to you!
zheahra (7 years ago)
"Phone bone" good one. One negro sent me a dick pic. I was like, huh? It's gotten pretty ridiculous. I love those 3D glasses. I miss the ones that came in newspaper to watch those specials that came on t.v. I can't believe how many ppl in there 30's, 40's, and 50's are into this textin' mess. I refuse to date over the phone. All I want know is when you coming to take me out and what time to be ready. Your hair is so pretty Deena.
Deena Jacobs RANTS (7 years ago)
You get me?!?!
Eastcoastflavor (7 years ago)
LMAO Deena that's it right there. I love this because it's so true. The part where your're like I need someone to rub my feet lmao aww man you nailed it!
Deena Jacobs RANTS (7 years ago)
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M B (7 years ago)
Sooooo true LOL
tarik robertson (7 years ago)
Good stuff.
XOLOMESH (7 years ago)
You're right.
7Eightyone (7 years ago)
haha...funny...and true. I feel the same way sometimes. I feel old when I tell my nephews that we had to have "game" back in my day. Had to actually talk to girls on the spot, not just take all day to construct the perfect facebook message. Damn...I shouldn't feel like an old geezer in my 30's...

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