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Dating Rules For Guys TOO EXPLICIT FOR TV

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Vegan Dolls (1 hour ago)
wowwwwwwww this is sooooooooo bad. please..women comedians...stop. just stop
IMD1IAM (6 hours ago)
There is funny, then there is vulgar! Mostly embarrassing vulgar. S K A N K
ALL BOYS are whores and sexist misogynistic male pigs; ALL BOYS HIT AND BEAT WOMYN TOO😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
K August (12 days ago)
I think I like her... And it is a good list!
Peter Southgate (13 days ago)
This comedian wasn't funny
Luisa Omielan (13 days ago)
*in my opinion...
bangmeister2012 (13 days ago)
A little raunchy but its fine
Zage13 (13 days ago)
Some sloppy chick taking about sex? It's a no for me dawg.
Sage Oldmann (13 days ago)
She’s not pretty enough to make demands
David Hoch (14 days ago)
Mark Fisher (14 days ago)
Obama washes michelle"s willy
Firstname Lastname (15 days ago)
Whats "slut shammin"?
Rel (15 days ago)
Lol its true
Jeremy Holmes (16 days ago)
Downs syndrome Katy Perry is still cute.
10469 (16 days ago)
What can I use to wash my willie with Louisa face.. NO !!! Lmao !!!
10469 (16 days ago)
Wow.. that was funny laughing the whole time !!
Estephen H (17 days ago)
News flash, only women can be sluts! Why? Cause they're the ones that say yes. Seriously, women talking about having sex is like dudes talking about playing with their balls. I mean, come on, ladies, what did you have to do, leave your house?...
pvjim (18 days ago)
Hideous...and not funny.
Peter Alvin (18 days ago)
"What does Luisa taste like? ~~paradise~~!"
Tim Austin (19 days ago)
Chicks ain't funny.
D Mays (19 days ago)
Lol i normally don't find femal comedians that funny but this chick is really funny. She's cute too. Her accent is a little tough for me to umderstand though
Michael (19 days ago)
A low-class woman will attract low-class men.
Amanda H (20 days ago)
Wash your balls while y'all at it too and give them a trim! No one likes nasty stinky balls and long hairs that are tangly.
Arnieus (20 days ago)
Slut shaming is pointless these days. How do you slut shame a women wearing a pussy hat and a shirt with "proud slut" printed on it?
Egg drop Soup (20 days ago)
Everyone pls shut up about her not being funny off this one clip. She’s literally hilarious and covers a range of topics in her specials but you’re all to busy trying to affirm your confirmation bias
Aaron Harris (22 days ago)
Who told this homeless hooker she was funny
Richard Cantin (22 days ago)
Who doesn’t wash Willy!! No that’s not right. Gotta be presentation ready!! Go all out! Manscape!!
Jessica (22 days ago)
I don’t know you...but I love you 💕
Jay Lee (22 days ago)
1. you're not funny 2. you're ugly 3. see one and two
firetheho (22 days ago)
Not funny. Next..............
Ru22eLL (22 days ago)
Foul-mouthed feminist. And this is humourous?
Womansplaining rules of behaviour to men? She's funnier than most comidiennes, but ultimately way too offensive... and should probably be shut down 😀
Hellgearone (22 days ago)
I love Luisa's comedy. She fucking helarious. Out of love for my gf, I Keep my dick suckably clean all the time.
ArcaneEiro (22 days ago)
Slut shammin baby.
Ian Summers (22 days ago)
Tired, hacky premises with no punch lines. How the hell does she get in front of a theater with this act?
Annika Oehlenschlæger (22 days ago)
Yes please!! Preach!! And wash is properly!
Stephan Durieux (22 days ago)
Women are not funny. Always the same vulgar féminin sex and vagina crap.
MURR DOG (22 days ago)
1. None of her fingers up my arse. - I'm not gay, so .. Check! ✔ 2. Laying still like a plank, when she's on top. - No problem, I'll just copy her behaviour when I'm on top ✔ 3. Paralel parking with one hand, to make her moist. - I'll be practising from now on. ✔ 4. Washing my willy. - It will be done! ✔ But she'll have to suffer in another way ^^
MrFruitstick (22 days ago)
Brilliant 😂
Jun Gleno (22 days ago)
It was slightly funny until she started comparing our president to Hitler.
Robert Green (23 days ago)
Funny and int intense
Kail Habib (23 days ago)
Looks like she just came from a rough date
Robot Hunter (23 days ago)
"Slut shamming?" Like pretending to be a slut?
陈天龙 (23 days ago)
This woman looks like nasty trailer trash. and is about as funny as a rash.
Anna Walker (23 days ago)
Not the biggest fan of hers
eric duffy (23 days ago)
She looks good&wrecked. My type of woman. For a night
dizzybynature (23 days ago)
good rules..
john0constantine (23 days ago)
Maybe people think you are a slut because you confuse dating rules with sex rules. But loved your routine.
Heath Savage (23 days ago)
About as funny as syphillus.
dagda3000 (24 days ago)
Damn, she is rough looking. Seems she sucked some dicks too many.
Kyle Huckaby (26 days ago)
This is cringeworthy. Then she takes the bottom of the barrel Safeway Donald Trump joke. Is this British humor now? Sorry guys. It’s not much better over here.
B A Ryan (28 days ago)
Wash your? Change your boyfriend!
Fozzyrg rgfozzy (28 days ago)
see how only 5 people are laughing.
TheWeardale1 (29 days ago)
she'd get it up the shitter
Midnight Countess (30 days ago)
She looks like the older version of katy perry in the thumbnail. So i went to click and se if my eyes deceived me but..... she still lools like a matured katy perry to me...
Roberto Jacobo (1 month ago)
ffjsb (1 month ago)
Who can't reverse park with one hand??? Pretty low standard there...
Eden Mendoza (14 days ago)
ffjsb hahahahaha
ffjsb (14 days ago)
Well, to be fair, they're probably mostly liberals, which means they pretty much suck at life anyway.
consubandon (21 days ago)
+ffjsb No: I don't mean STUDENTS! I mean long-time NYC drivers! They certainly drive like they're trying to get some place (a plus), but they CANNOT, as a group, parallel park a Smart car in an empty block.
ffjsb (21 days ago)
There's a BIG difference in someone taking a driver's ed course trying to park the first time and the average driver... I can back a semi with one hand.
consubandon (27 days ago)
Who can't? Almost every New York City driver, that's who. Most can't reach the curb with twenty feet in surplus space and thirty-five attempts. Source: I was a driving instructor. Since I feel like giving a fist pump when someone can park on the first shot, so I can sure-as-hell empathise with her. Just sayin'.
Jerrol White (1 month ago)
I liked her routine. Her shock ethics does not overshadow her actual material. She was funny with a direct delivery.
Tom Mcfadden (1 month ago)
Remember when women complained about Andrew Dice Clay? They accused him of being vile, disgusting, vulgar, and simply not funny. My how things have come full circle. Another not funny so called comedian....who happens to be a woman. So I guess she gets a pass. Glad I didn't pay to see her bomb.
Steve Miner (1 month ago)
Talks to fast
agylub (1 month ago)
Funny as Amy Schumer i.e. Not at all
Mark R (1 month ago)
Note to women comedians. There are other topics you don’t have to be so predictable
Mark R (5 days ago)
Luisa Omielan ooooooh bit shouty screechy squeally .
Luisa Omielan (13 days ago)
Eden Mendoza (14 days ago)
The Noble and Mighty Beaver well if they were any good maybe we wouldn’t.
doris irungu (15 days ago)
Mark R sometimes instead of being negative you can just be silent. Ignoring the itch to write hate won't kill you, I promise.
Attila Dobos (16 days ago)
C'mon. I think she's funny and original. A young, semi-attractive, female comediant talking about her vagina and sucking dick. Who's funnier than her?? Except dudes.
PalmerWhit (1 month ago)
smartchip (1 month ago)
I guess when she said, "wash your willy" she is allergic to cheese, just to spite her, I should have a epipen ready then, lol, gobble gooble its on ya knees time, well she needs to entertain me or I shall walk, might as well use your mouth to entertain, lady, lol, yeah yeah your a comedian apparently,
Robert Tipper (1 month ago)
A lot of insecure men comments here below
Lindsay S (13 days ago)
Yeah, seriously! What the hell!
Robert Tipper (1 month ago)
Says bob burk
Pale Rider (1 month ago)
joe p (1 month ago)
I feel like I lost several IQ points
David Gibson (1 month ago)
Bicth is slightly more funny than ass cancer.
bogusswe (1 month ago)
I would not even put my a*shole on that face. Even if she washed it...
Robbbyg (1 month ago)
You know its shit when the dislike button is disabled LMAO.
Robbbyg (1 month ago)
Feminist comedians are an oxy moron, it just doesn't work, all their jokes were barely funny back in high chool and even less now. hint: Trump jokes are old and sex jokes by women are just stupid, I bet every thumbs up is by a low IQ third wave feminist.
Amen Highfill (1 month ago)
Sounds like Aussie guys have some issues. Fingers up the ass, and a dirty dick. You're already down under; wash your junk while you're down there.
Robbbyg (1 month ago)
Your a fucking idiot , sorry can't help being honest
Michael Woodall (1 month ago)
This is funny?
Robbbyg (1 month ago)
nope its not at all. but there's a bunch of limp dicks that think it is.
Jake Sanders (1 month ago)
She's very ignorant.. guys have had these rules since forever, girls have had standards like this since forever... she's the only girl who hasn't, which is why she has been called a slut. She's just the last one to figure it out.
Andrew Schuepfer (1 month ago)
Funny lady. I can't wait to see more
Method Man (1 month ago)
She one ugly w
King Kong (1 month ago)
oh no (1 month ago)
This chick was actually funny as fuck
Thomas Paine (1 month ago)
Youre sassy but.. Talk... Slower !
charles farrell (1 month ago)
Absolutely hilarious 🙌🙌
Dave Ritchie (1 month ago)
Is this a comedy act?
Skye DC (1 month ago)
Well, you’re bland and unoriginal.
Swagrid (1 month ago)
Obviously she loves giving head. Look at the size of hers
Gibson1961SG (1 month ago)
The way she pronounces shaming is infuriating... What an annoying accent...
damon may (1 month ago)
Love it
Frank Harrod (1 month ago)
I gotta rule: Don't date chicks who give me rules. I call them bitches and nags. Losers.
Weston (1 month ago)
Gross. The English Amy Schumer. One was bad enough.
morris west (1 month ago)
She looks like her pussy smells worse than her ass
paul ledoux (1 month ago)
Wonder who has slept with a bunch of skanky men!
consubandon (27 days ago)
Answer: Many, MANY unfortunate women.
smartchip (1 month ago)
Your comment is not complete, its skanky men and barn yard animals,
nahmanini sithole (1 month ago)
I knew this wasn't going to be funny but I took a chance.
Frederick Colbey (1 month ago)
Urgh! What a vulgar and disgusting woman!
Larry Agrapides (1 month ago)
"Wash your Willy!"
Brian Fulwood (1 month ago)
A real man doesn’t “slut shame” we just buy you dinner, fuck you, and tell you “have a good day” and “see you next week” and then we leave.
Haley Hull (1 month ago)
She looks like Katy Perry! 😂
hornyLazy Ninja (1 month ago)
I find her dress disturbing
smartchip (1 month ago)
Like the colour of a poisonous animal or insect, the outside is a warning of whats inside,lol,
Mark Landrebe (1 month ago)
Can not understand half of what she's saying(yellling), just as well -- not funny !!
spagati confetti (1 month ago)
All females joke about the same shit. I didn't laugh once
makerstudios (1 month ago)
I’m an American of English descent. When I think of England I think of a long proud tradition of the empire, the culture, fucking Led Zeplin. Then I see this and go a big rubbery one.
Dean Kirby (1 month ago)
this is comedy for younger people. when you get to be an old fart like me, you get most of your kicks from the waist up & appreciate more intelligent, mature, & subtle comedy. it will happen to you one day 😄
John Wallace (1 month ago)
are there really men out there that really want pu$$y this bad? who would touch her nasty a$$?
AlienRider (1 month ago)
excuse me, I am just going to look up how to reverse park with one hand

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